dear jason…your taste in television is usually amazing (as much as it pains me to admit) but please don’t try and make me watch a documentary about the history of the toilet ever again. i’m serious.
dear waitrose…if i buy one more batch of chicken from you that goes off before its use by date i’m going to abandon ship and start shopping in sainsburys.
p.s. actually, i didn’t mean it. i would never leave you.
dear childhood…i revisited you last night by watching the queen’s nose on youtube. it was awesome beyond words.
dear gap…it’s mean to tempt me with a 25% off code just before christmas. i’m on a spending ban, remember?
dear teddy…the phrase is ‘what goes in must come out’, not ‘what comes out must go back in‘. alright?!
dear essie…your nail varnish really is incredible. why didn’t i realise this before i bought so much model’s own polish?
dear vacuum cleaner…sorry you’ve been chronically overworked since we got the pup. and sorry he barks and growls at you whenever you’re on. he isn’t your biggest fan.
dear grandma…yesterday i ate an ‘elevenses’ snack of sliced apple and cheese, just like we used to when i was small. it was just as delicious as i remember, and brought back many happy memories of days spent with you :)
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