Little Letters #5

dear jason…your taste in television is usually amazing (as much as it pains me to admit) but please don’t try and make me watch a documentary about the history of the toilet ever again. i’m serious.
dear waitrose…if i buy one more batch of chicken from you that goes off before its use by date i’m going to abandon ship and start shopping in sainsburys. 
p.s. actually, i didn’t mean it. i would never leave you.
dear childhood…i revisited you last night by watching the queen’s nose on youtube. it was awesome beyond words.
dear gap…it’s mean to tempt me with a 25% off code just before christmas. i’m on a spending ban, remember?
dear teddy…the phrase is ‘what goes in must come out’, not ‘what comes out must go back in‘. alright?!
dear essie…your nail varnish really is incredible. why didn’t i realise this before i bought so much model’s own polish?
dear vacuum cleaner…sorry you’ve been chronically overworked since we got the pup. and sorry he barks and growls at you whenever you’re on. he isn’t your biggest fan.
dear grandma…yesterday i ate an ‘elevenses’ snack of sliced apple and cheese, just like we used to when i was small. it was just as delicious as i remember, and brought back many happy memories of days spent with you :) 
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  • Fatzee

    I love these posts of yours,,,,brings a smile to my face!

  • Ala

    Waitrose is pretentious and overpriced but my GOD I love it! x

  • Fatzee

    Can’t agree more…

  • Bella Luna

    I adore these posts…such a cute concept

  • Lauren

    Aww this is such a great idea for a post! xo

  • erica vee (imbeingerica)
  • Charlotte

    This is such a lovely post! It got to the point with my old Westie George that my mum would only hoover when I’d taken him on a walk, as he used to go so crazy and actually stop you being able to hoover at all haha. He’d like run around the hoover barking and just generally going mental. Couldn’t even distract him with cheese, and that dog would do anything for a tiny little bit of cheese! xx

  • Ms. Megan

    How lovely!!
    PS My cat runs + hides form the vacuum cleaner. That handy tool just isn’t appreciated by pets! ;)

  • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emily

    Loved this post. I’d completely forgotten about the queens nose!!! amazing x

  • Emma K

    The Queen’s Nose! I used to love that programme! Haven’t thought about that in years aha

    Xx. Emma @ ever–

  • Emma @ Stripes and Snapshots

    Awww such a lovely post. I love your doggy stories :)

  • LeeLee

    Cute post.

  • Sallytangle

    So very sweet. And oh my good god THE QUEENS NOSE!!!! I LOVED that flipping show!!! It defines my childhood!!!!!!! Used to watch it after school with a big cup of tea and sneaky rich tea biscuits before tea ;) xxxxx

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